somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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