Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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