Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Quick, to the slutcave!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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