Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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