If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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