She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize