is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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