how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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