at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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