it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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