i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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