His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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