STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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