So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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