What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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