We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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