Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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