if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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