Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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