Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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