just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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