i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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