the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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