Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
she peed on how many people?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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