Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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