I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I bet he comes in French.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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