Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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