question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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