He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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