I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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