she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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