ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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