yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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