so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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