Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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