I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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