happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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