i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Say something about gay babies.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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