At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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