I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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