I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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