Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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