ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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