You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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