There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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