yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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