I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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