people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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