Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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