we made out on top of his cat.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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