I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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