Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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