Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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